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Warum haut mir das Forum immer dieser seltsamen Absätze rein?


S: Without cookies, I become a monster
M: I gained so much weight thanks to your stupid cookies
S: Your survival chances are now higher, if a famine broke out, you fell into ice water...
M: Yeah, not helpful
S: That would be me, if I COULD gain weight

S: Apparently I store excessive energy in a different way
M: Life is just unfair.
S: It is. Sorry.
S: I can't complain about your weight gain, though. I find it kind of mesmerizing.
M: You are treading on dangerous grounds.
S: I like danger.
S: And I like my human lava lamp

M: Stop staring, creep.
S: Butt it's impossible!
M: Fine. As long as you don't mentally tag me as food porn.
S: You are making it harder than it already is
M:



RP: Being fat is unhealthy
S: Not necessarily. Certainly not when you are as active as Mourose. And it's far more dangerous to be an asshole in my vicinity.
RP: Fat people are the first to be eaten by predators, because they are slow as fuck.
S: So YOU can run 90 mph.

S: And I'm also the only predator around, who COULD prey on humans, because you killed all the others.
RP: You are such an asshole
S: Your point?

RP: What band describes your personality?
S: Baby Metal
M: "GIMME CHOCOLATE"

S: Pedo ring busted
S: "Getting eaten by xenomorphs" should be a legal punishment.

P: Nein.
S: Wenigstens EINER?

P: Schokolade?
S:

M: NOCH mehr Süsses? Wir brauchen getrennte Wohnungen.
S: Verlass mich niiiiiiiiiiiicht
 
S: Ich esse die Schokolade auch alleine, versprochen!
M: Wie selbstlos von dir.


RP1: If we can't see your eyes, how can you see US?
S: Magic

S: Maybe because my eyes are not a light source, plus reflection. But probably magic.
S: The dome's transparency changes with the light conditions. Cool, eh?
RP2: Where does all this biological knowledge about xenos come from?
S: We could reconstruct some of the lab reports
RP2: And you have no problems reading this stuff?
S: OF COURSE I DO. Mourose reads them and gives me a summary.
M: The reports give ME nightmares.
S: ANYWAY. Daily fun fact: My breathing switches to ram ventilation at high speed
S: YAWS MUSIC DUN-DUN DUN-DUN
M: Also when you run backwards?
S: Yeah, gives me extra propulsion when I turn back around
M: