[Codo]

Keine Ahnung, ob es jemand liest. Mir macht es Spaß. Comic ist aber auch bald fertig.

RP: Why are you always fighting :/
M: Don't worry, we are just playing
S: Just playing
M:

S:



S: I don't even prey on pets ors domestic animals. I only go after wild animals that have outgrown natural population density due to a lack of predators and GUESS WHO HUNTED THESE PREDATORS TO EXTINCTION. Why is everybody so butthurt.
M: Because you are STEALING THEIR ANIMALS waaaaaaaaaaaa
S: You hoomans really think you own everything on this planet. But when it's about the destruction that you cause, nobody wants to take responsibility.
RP1: You don't belong here.
S: What a curious statement from a white american
RP2: But you have to admit that there might be unforseen consequences when you invade our ecosystems.
S: You mean something like mass extinction, rising CO2 levels, poisoning of soil, water and air, melting of polar ice, destruction of habitats for turning them into farmland, ocean acidification, billions of animals locked up for cheap meat production?
S: And I don't even HAVE to care. My species is evolved to live under much more dire conditions. This planet is so rich in resources, it's still like paradise for me.
M: Not if humanity continues like that...
S: Still good enough. We take what is left behind.
RP3: If you ever get too close to my home or my cattle, you will meet my gun.
S: Do you really think I'm scared of your toys. And I already said that I don't hunt your cattle.
RP5: You need a hunting licence for killing wildlife. See you in court.
S: A WHAT
M:

S: Your legal systems don't apply to me. You can be VERY thankful I don't do what I CAN do. Unlike hoomans, who do what they think they can get away with. And I could get away with EVERYTHING.
S: I will do whateverthefuck I want, and you can't do anything to stop me.

M: I think this is what it's all about. Hurting egos. You pushed them off their imaginary throne.
RP6: Nuke them from space.
S: Cool idea. I'm in Hamburg.
M: NO NO NO DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!

S: That was the last time I engaged with idiots.


M: I found your long lost twin!

RP:
S: At least THIS camera man showed some sympathy
S: That bird knows some filthy words


S: Human language is so fucking ambiguous and convoluted.
S: First all I understood was

S: But then I made progress

RP1: Learning a second language. I feel your pain.
RP2: Your an animal your not really writing this
S: You're. And BTW

RP: How long did it take you to learn English?
S: Three months
RP: No way
S: But I already knew German. Switching to English wasn't that difficult, once I was used to the overall weirdness.
RP1: Du sprichst auch Deutsch? ECHT JETZT?
RP2: Können Sie bitte was auf Deutsch sagen?
S: Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?
S: Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh Rum? Völlig andere Bedeutung. Eure Sprachen treiben mich noch in den Wahnsinn.
M: Du hast aber auch deinen Spaß.
S: Nyargh. Wenn ich nicht gerade eine Hirnblutung bekomme.
S: "Ist den gar gar nichts gar?"
S: Und bitte nicht siezen. Sonst fange ich noch an, mich selbst ernst zu nehmen.

P: What kind of head voice should I use for your tweets?
S: Elmo
M: What

RP: Why you so horny
S: Females usually outnumber us. Do the math.
S: Not that females are the only option
M: OVERSHARING TIME

S: Not everybody is into sharing, though

RP: I thought only queens are fertile.
S: The matriarch's pheromones just keeps the warriors sterile and stops them from evolving into queens.
RP: And why do sterile warriors have a sex drive?
S: Why do human females keep the few fertile days secret, while they are sexually available for the whole month?
S: Many species have sex not just for procreation but also stress release, bonding, fun.
S: Ask your closest relatives, the bonobos
RP2: It's a sin to have sex without the intention to have children.
S: Dafuq is a sin
M: Imagine feeling bad about something, not because it harms anybody, but just because somebody told you so.
S: HOOMANS

S: Dear ladies and gentlemen, I feel flattered by your interest, but no you won't get to see my dick

M: I CAN'T BREATH

M: [photo of Slyth] Best pokémon ever, but sooo hard to catch
S: Try throwing fruit at my crotch
M: I should not text with you at work. I have so much explaining to do.
S: Did it work at work?
M: What?
S: Explaining
M: No

RP: Since you don't wear any clothes, where do you keep your phone?
S: You don't want to know, dude
S: Thanks for noticing my nakedness

RP: Cut your finger nails
S: Why
RP: You look like a woman
S: You make it sound like it was a bad thing
S: I also need them for traction
S: At 90 mph inertia is a bitch
M: I've just been in this place before
S: Higher on the streets
M: And I know it's my time to go
S: ARGH now I have this song stuck in my head. Thanks.
M: Ehehehehehehe